Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/hallmark.amirx

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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,7,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day..Look at the bright side,it's really good pay."
when xx=2 then a="My tire was thumping..I thought it was flat..when I looked at the tire..I noticed your cat.. Sorry"
when xx=3 then a="You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends..here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends."
when xx=4 then a="You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff."
when xx=5 then a="Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got real snippy."
when xx=6 then a="Heard your wife left you..How upset you must be..But don't fret about it ..She moved in with me"
when xx=7 then a="You totaled your car..and can't remember why..could it have been..that whole case of Bud Dry?"
end
'say 13 Lost Hallmarks:10' A
exit